Short story:
Clock time: 4:56:25
Actual time: 4:50:14
The rest of the story:
The weather was projected to be absolutely perfect for the race. Starting temp was low 40s, with the temp at the finish near 65, with a bit of a breeze. I got up at 4:30 am, took a shower, got dressed, ate a PB&J sandwich and proceeded to completely freak out. The topic I decided to stress about? A shirt that races. I had one seam that felt rough and the shirt itself feels more cottony than my normal running shirts and I'd only run two miles in it and...and...and... Just before 6, when we were about to leave, I almost changed out of it. Beer Geek convinced me to wear it and change at mile 2 (where they were meeting me) if it was bothering me.
After being dropped off near the finish, a friend and I walked around to stay warm and hit the porta potties a couple of times and then headed into the 4:30-4:59 corral. The corrals got very full and we both ditched our jackets and tried to stay warm. Finally, at 8am, the race started.
We both crossed the start line at 8:06. The field was packed and it was pretty much all you could do to not step on people The first mile was a 10:49 pace and then we started up the first big hill, where I hoped to see Beer Geek, the boys, my mom, and a close friend.
I ran up the hill, waved at my family, and tossed them my gloves. As you can see from the picture, I decided the shirt was fine and kept on running.

Mile 3 was mostly downhill as we headed into DC then headed up the bridge onramp into an incredible fog hanging over the waterfront. Quite an amazing sight! I hit the 5K mark at approximately 32:30 and was feeling great. I was running exactly the 10:30 pace I wanted to be doing at that point.
The next 5K were awesome. We ran through a residential area of DC I'd never seen. The crowd support was minimal, but really not needed at that point. We went up the second "big" hill and I was totally unimpressed with it. My thought was, "really? That was the hill?" That was the last real hill of the race. There were a few minor ups and a few onramps, but that was it. I did my first Gu with some water and was feeling good. I hit the 10K mark at a little over an hour. My overall pace at that point was 10:15, but that was ok because we'd had a few fast downhills. Crowd support was picking up and a guy ran past me in a banana suit, so I was pretty amused.
Things continued to go well. We saw more of the fog hanging over the buildings and the sun was beginning to shine through it. I was making decent time and just enjoying the scenery. Just before the 15K mark, that all changed.
Just before the end of mile 9, my stomach started feeling off. I felt like I was running with a brick in my belly. I walked the water stop and tried to drink, but the liquid made me nauseous, on top of the brick feeling. I hit the 15K mark at about 1:35, which was still a 10:13 pace, but I was feeling absolutely horrid. I was unable to resolve the issue, so I made a mental goal of making the halfway mark with only walking at the water stops and kept on keepin' on. I tried to take another Gu with water, but had a really hard time getting it down.
I hit the 20K mark at about 2:15, which was a 10:47 average pace, but taking out the bathroom stop, put me still at about a 10:23 pace. I was hanging in there, but it was a struggle. Most of my mile splits were closer to 10:30 and I was really pushing myself not to walk. Finally I hit the halfway mark at 2:21:25.
I have to give major kudos to the Marines for their water stops. They were super long and alternated powerade and water at each side. I was able to get at least two cups of powerade each time that were about 3/4 of the way full. At the 13 mile point, I managed to get most of a glass of powerade in me.
I knew I was still ahead of pace for a 5 hour marathon and that I would "Beat the Bridge" by at least an hour, so I just kept pushing. I ran when I could and walked when I had to. I tried to do a third Gu at mile 15, but it took me over a mile to get the whole thing into me. I hit the 25K point at about 2:47, which put my overall pace at 10:47. I got hit with a sharp pain where the brick had been in my belly and starting to wonder why the hell I was doing this. At that point we were running around the Mall, near the monuments. I barely noticed anything around me. I drank two more cups of powerade just before mile 18 and the pain in my stomach finally passed. Woohoo!, but unfortunately, by that point, my legs were feeling like lead, so speeding up or not walking was not an option. I passed the 30K mark at 3:22, which still had me at a 10:51 overall average.
I walked the waterstop at just past the 19 mile point and drank two cups of powerade and one of water. I saw the Washington Monument up ahead and realized I was nearing THE BRIDGE. As I started up the onramp to the bridge I started crying as I realized that I would nearly certainly finish the marathon, even if I walked the entire rest of the way.
I hit the 35K mark at 3:58, which still had me averaging just under 11 minutes per mile. I had a cramp in my calf off and on and one in my knee still, but I knew that if I could just keep moving, I still had a chance at the 5 hour mark. I was back in Virginia and headed into the miles of heavy spectator support, so my mental state started looking up. Just after mile 22 was another water stop. I drank three cups of Powerade. Really. I thought to myself, "I'm going to regret this when I throw up".
I headed into Crystal City. The place was hoppin'! Music, tons of spectators, tons of offerings of vaseline and twizzlers and various things. I got my last Gu in and just focused on keeping moving. And suddenly, I started feeling better. I couldn't move fast because my legs were exhausted and my toes hurt, but I actually enjoyed those miles. I was able to "run" almost the entire loop back to the water stop. I drank another three cups of powerade just before mile 24 and kept on going.
I hit the 40k mark at about 4:34 and knew I could easily do the last 1.5 ish by the five hour point. I dug deep and ran that entire last bit. I turned up the hill and powered up it As I passed the 26 mile point and saw the finish line, I gave everything I had to finishing up. I sprinted to the finish line (if you can call a 10:48 pace a sprint LOL) and crossed the line with the clock showing 4:56:27 (my chip time was 4:50:14).
As I crossed the line, I thought to myself "I rock! I'm a marathoner!"
My next thought: "And I never have to do this again!"

The finish area was insane and it took me a while to get to my family and somehow I missed where all the food was. Thankfully I had a few granola bars in with my dry clothes! Beer Geek snapped one more picture of me in the shirt that races before he headed out of town and the boys and my mom and I headed towards home. The shirt worked great for me and I had no chafing at all.
Good luck to Jamie in the shirt that races this weekend in Illinois!!



